I Missed The Bus

I get at 5 o'clock to go to work at 9 o'clock.

It takes me an hour to stick my hair up but why?

Why do I always miss the bus?

I missed the bus. I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.

Now why'd you miss the bus? I dunno.

We're you up late last night? I guess so.

And were you watching TV? Uh huh.

What kinda of TV. Magnumbox. Well that's no excuse.

For what? For missing the bus.

I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.

My boss said to me "You know you're gunna rot in your own toenail pus.

Why do you always miss the bus?"

I missed the bus again. I missed the buss. I missed the bus again.

So there I am watching the bus leave me.

I can't believe I missed the bus today.

I have a bus pass that I have not used yet.

Because I always miss the bus.

I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.

Now why'd you miss the bus? I dunno.

We're you up late last night? I guess so.

And were you watching TV? Uh huh.

Bet you're watching three's company. YEAAAH!

Cause I love three's company. I love three's company.

I love three's company. But that's no excuse for missing the bus.

I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.

My boss said to me "You know you're gunna rot in your own toenail pus.

Why do you always miss the bus?"

I missed the buss. And I had no excuse.

I missed the buss. And there was nothing I could do.

I missed the bus. There is goes, driving away.

I missed the bus. And there was nothing I could say.

I missed the buss. I missed the bus again

I missed the bus... oh yeah