Sweet Little Sister

She blew my mind behind the record machine

She was a shitload of trouble called the Subway Queen

Had a list of bad habits and a shake that was a bit obscene

One night I caught her running out the cellar door

There was about a million people lying flat on the floor

For such a sweet little lady I would swear she's rotten to the core

Oh yes

She's got her hands in the cookie jar

Smiling like an alligator

Makin' headlines in the back of her car

Tight lipped now but she'll sink ships later

I know a thing or two about

sweet little sister

Her mama kill her if she knew what she do

she's my sweet little sister

She'll love ya black and blue

sweet little sister

She's Mona Lisa with a new tattoo

she's my sweet little, sweet little sister

Every quittin' time is another disease

Too many cowboys ridin' high shootin' low at the knees

The back hand boogie is the price you pay for being the squeeze

The pettin's getting heavy, got her tongue in her ear

her friend is doing time for kickin' ass on a queer

They're in a mental state and all our friends are here

Oh yes

She's tellin' lies through her burgundy lips

Angel on a mission of mercy

She'll get you dancin' with the crack of her whip

She'll take you up to heaven in her rocket ship

I know a thing or two about

sweet little sister

Her mama kill her if she knew what she do

she's my sweet little sister

She'll love ya black and blue

sweet little sister

She's Mona Lisa with a new tattoo

she's so sweet, oh sweet as candy

She got her hands in the cookie jar smiling like an alligator

Makin' headlines in the back of her car

She's tight lipped now, but we'll sink ships later

I know a thing or two about

sweet little sister

Her mama kill her if she knew what she do

she's my sweet little sister

She'll love ya black and blue

sweet little sister

She's Mona Lisa with a new tattoo

she's my sweet little, sweet little sister

Oh yeah, yeah yeah!