Scum Cookie

Raaaaghhhhh!

Gather in a circle we're going to play a game

Kneel around the cookie each with a stiffy we're ready to begin

This time it's not for pleasure you'll have to stroke it faster than ever

The last one to spurt eats the scum cookie so get ready, set stroke:

Whack off,

Rub one out

Drain your balls

Play with yourself

Spank your monkey

Drain your balls

Longevity it's a disadvantage here if you don't want to ingest jizz

It's a disadvantage here

We're just a bunch of guys but only one of us will devour the spuzz

Out of five only two remain

Three have splattered the cookie with cooze

Fatigue is setting in arms tired burning pain

They continue on with rosy palms

Finally a loser is decided

Last one to shake out the monkey

He stares down at the steaming mound he must eat it in the name of honor