My Friend Stan
My friend Stan's got a funny old man
Oh yeah, oh yeah
He makes him work all night 'till he can't do it right
Oh yeah, aha
And from the way you blacked my eye
I know that you're the reason why
And from the way you fixed his tie
I see you're gettin' to him, gettin' to him
My friend Jack's got an ache in his back
Ooohooo, oh yeah
The Doc said he'd be fine, if he'd just take his time
Ohoho, ooohooo
And from the way you blacked my eye
I know that you're the reason why
And from the way you fixed his tie
I see you're gettin' to him, you been gettin' to him
Kick it!
And from the way you blacked my eye
I know that you're the reason why
And from the way you fixed his tie
I see you're gettin' to him, you been gettin' to him
My friend Pete says his body is weak
Oh yeah, aha
He told me he can't sleep and his temperature's steep
Oh yeah, oho
And from the way you blacked my eye
I know that you're the reason why
And from the way you fixed his tie
I see you're gettin' to him, you been gettin'to him
You been gettin' to him
You been gettin' to him
Oh yeah