Tiswas

Pop round Matt, I'll give you a fiver!

The Land That Time Forgot is on repeat

I can hear the screams of people, who wanna be me

They wanna shave my tongue

And tell the others that they were the ones who made me

Who made me

I've got called an anarchist

That's for the middle class trainspotters

I don't want my dog on a string

That's gonna hurt the thing

We got jobs in the mortgage clan

And a car with a smoking window down

Blow to your life and lob it right off

It don't make sense I know, look

The dinosaurs are stuck on Denmark Street

The boots of Hendrix lick my feet

I'm not bothered, I never was

Here's a crap caravan on Tiswas

The dinosaurs are stuck, no way to get down

The meteor sinks its teeth in the ground

I'm not bothered, I never was

Here's a crap gag from "Spit the Dog"

Cameron's hairdresser got an MBE

I said to my wife you better shoot me

It's all gone, what to do I do

Tell my daughter it's not true

Tell my daughter it's all gone wrong

Pete Tong, Pete Tong, Pete Tong

Get out of the mood

Get out of the way

The dinosaurs are stuck on Denmark Street

The boots of Hendrix lick my feet

I'm not bothered, I never was

Here's a crap caravan on Tiswas

Tiswas! OTT!

Tiswas! OTT!