You're No Rock n' Roll Fun

You're no Rock 'n' Roll fun

Like a party that's over

Before it's begun

You're no walk in the park

More like a shot in the dark

With clues left for no one

And all the boys in the band

Know how to get down

Fill our Christmas socks

With whiskey drinks and chocolate bars

And when the evening ends we won't

Be thinking of you then

Although the best man

Won't hang out with the girl band

You're no Rock 'n' Roll fun

Like a piece of art

That no one can touch

Your head is always up in the clouds

Writing your songs

Won't you ever come down?

And all the boys in the band

Know how to get down

Fill our Christmas socks

With whiskey drinks and chocolate bars

And when the evening ends we won't

Be thinking of you then

Even if your song

Is playing on the jukebox

You wanna party with the lights on

Come on, I like it dark

You always wanna hear the same old song

Come on play another song

You're no Rock 'n' Roll fun