Rule Number One

Two tornadoes touch down in Kansas

Instinct takes over, instinct commands us

Mostly O.K., but I'm bleeding profusely

Mostly O.K., but only on Tuesdays

The six other days I'm pacing the ring

Ripping down stars while I deal with this thing

God only knows the hell that I chose

Ripping down stars while I stand on my toes

Two Tornadoes touch down in Kansas

Instinct takes over, instinct commands us

Stare at the moon in a memory lapse

Wind up the clock, total collapse

Pop rocks and coke make your head explode

Pop rocks and coke make your head explode

From the field I can see you in the stands

Drinking lemonade spinning like a ceiling fan

So haunting, so confusing

Ice cream is goose, Linus and Lucy

Rule number one can't escape my throat

Pop rocks and coke make your head explode

Two tornadoes touch down in Kansas

Instinct takes over, instinct commands us

Mostly O.K., but I'm bleeding profusely

Mostly O.K., but only on Tuesdays

The six other days I'm pacing the ring

Ripping down stars while I deal with this thing

God only knows the hell that I chose

Ripping down stars while I stand on my toes

From the field I can see you in the stands

Drinking lemonade spinning like a ceiling fan

So haunting, so confusing

Ice cream is goose, Linus and Lucy

But Derek, it's Monday night

And you're high as a kite watching Lion King

You can't feel a thing, but your knee hurts

Heartbeats are speeding by

It's the fight of your life, are you proud of yourself?

Are you doubting yourself?

You lost it, bought a rifle, took it home

Put it in the corner of your closet

But it's not on your mind yet, oh no

No it's not on your mind yet

I'm gonna stand on my toes ripping stars down

There will be no end to my rainmaking

I'm gonna stand on my toes ripping stars down

There will be no end to my rainmaking

It's the fight of your life

Are you proud of yourself?

Are you doubting yourself?

Are you proud of yourself?