I'm Not a Kid Anymore

Once upon a time I was on the scene

An attitude and a jacket of jean

These days I'm up to my ass in routine

Another day another dollar

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I relied heavily on Styx and Stones

Not so much Styx once I heard the Ramones

I got a job at Anna Gramma Loans

We worked the other 9 to 5

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

Shacking up gals, live in delusion

A lot of crying out loud, state of confusion

Settled down now, heavy seclusion

Decided I'm proud, the only conclusion

As out of touch as I've ever been

On the dangerous side of super keen

Scariest thing about my Halloween

Is that November's rent is due

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore