Fifteen Minutes... Or It's Free

I'm driving at night, got my radio on

I'll be working nine hours 'til the break of dawn

Gotta keep prayin' that my car won't stall

I got fifteen minutes from the second they call

Fifteen minutes, or it's free

But don't you worry, I'll handle it, man

Fifteen minutes, or it's free

I wish somebody would deliver me

Fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes

Fifteen minutes, or it's free

I said I'm wired like a bomb at a quarter to 3

I'm on ten white parcels and a gallon of tea

I could use a vacation, but I'm biting my lip

It's a sad situation, but I need the tips

Fifteen minutes, or it's free

And then it comes out of my salary

Fifteen minutes, or it's free

Everybody sing along with me

Fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes

Fifteen minutes, or it's free

Nobody cares if I should come to harm

They're just happy as they know

they get their pizza warm

But call right now

and every order let's you contribute a dollar

to operation: rescue

Fifteen minutes, or it's free

Now watch me wrap my car around a tree

Fifteen minutes, or it's free

You know that you can set your watch by me

Fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes

Fifteen minutes, or it's free