High School Girlz

I wish I was in High School

Where all the girls are hot

I wish they were at my school

But they were really not

They didn't dress in leather

They didn't dye their hair

They didn't sleep together

They were really square

It's sad but true

The girls were not that cool

Not that cool

When I was in High School

When I was in High School

I didn't stand a chance

With the girls at my school

They were afraid to dance

They didn't cuss like sailors

They didn't drink like fish

They didn't wear Chuck Taylor's

That didn't slash their wrists

It's sad but true

The girls were not that cool

Not that cool

When I was in High School

When I was in High School

The girls were really lame

They didn't want my number

They didn't know my name

They didn't like good movies

They didn't like Punk Rock

They didn't have big boobies

They wouldn't suck my cock

It's sad but true

The girls were not that cool

Not that cool

When I was in High School