Shut Up And Pour Me A Drink

Don't tell me

Don't tempt me

I'll drink 'till the bottles' empty

I'm not in denial, so don't put my life on trial

I never asked for your opinion

I never asked for your advice

You think I'm unable

to set my drink down on the table

I hoard it, I guard it

But dammit I'm the one who bought it

So I don't wanna hear your sermon

you're only preaching to the choir

Nobody's paying you to think

So shut up and pour me a drink

Stop pointing your finger

I never said I was a social drinker

Don't tell me, Don't tempt me

Don't break it to me gently

If you don't ask me stupid questions

I'll never tell you stupid lies

Nobody's telling you to think

So shut up and pour me a drink

I'm not some red-nosed cartoon

Thrown out of every barroom

It's not some nasty habit

So don't lock your liquor cabinet

If I start missing work

And acting like a total jerk

Then you can say anything you want

Your party's distended

But I'll be the last one standing

I'll win by attrition

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition

You think I've got a drinking problem?

I think I do it pretty well!

And anyway...

Nobody's paying you to think

So shut up and pour me a drink

Just shut up and pour me a drink

Nobody's paying you to think

So just shut up and pour me a drink

Ohhhh Just shut up and pour me a drink