Varsity Drag

Park your car on the lawn

Their parents are gone

To Boca Raton for the weekend

I'm in Bradley's garage

With the rakes and the saws

Waiting for the pills to kick in

Do the varsity drag

Reach out and grab

A partner you can throw to the ceiling

One of us has got to drive her home

I am not surviving this alone

One, two girls in a row

Like girls on a show

They're all in the living room laughing

Flash my funeral smile

But all the white

I'm wondering if it'll happen

Do the varsity drag

Take a boy in the back

And tell him your whole life story

One of us has got to drive her home

I am not surviving this alone

One of us has got to drive her home

I am not surviving this alone

We'll sleep in a stranger's bed

Whispering things you can never take back

While the rest of the house is under attack

And the varsity drag is blasting out of all the speakers