Avoid The Lloyd

there's a lloyd in every city

there's a lloyd in every town

there's a lloyd in every country

yeah you see this guy around

there's a lloyd in every room

here's looking at you

sketchy scurvy scheister bastard

pedophile dungeon master

fuckin' greedy

fuckin' crook

you will never book my band

avoid the lloyd

the marquee is the laugh

you're charging six bucks a draft

ten bucks at the door

for ten shitty bands

you've never heard before

avoid the lloyd