12 Days of Christmas Destruction

On the first day of the end of Christmas

The first thing that I crossed off my list

Was killing a T-Rex who was super pissed

On the second day of the end of Christmas

The next thing we freakin did

Was burn down the very first cranberry field

On the third day of the end of Christmas

We got some rabid rats

And let them loose to eat all Santa hats

On the fourth day of the end of Christmas

We got a big ass log

And brain damaged the inventor of eggnog

On the fifth day of the end of Christmas

I got some rabid crows

And attacked the lady who tied the first bow

On I guess the last day of the end of Christmas

We got a tazer gun

And tazed the shit out of George Washington