Anything You Can Do I Can Do Dumber

Anything he can do, I can do dumber

I can do anything dumber than him

No, you can't

Yeah, I can

No, you can't

Yeah, I can

Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man

To get around town I can ace this race, I roll down the street with shopping carts as skates

I always take first dates to da club with my mum

I run through airports screaming about my lip balm

You think that's dumb? That ain't shit, son..I misplaced my hammer so I used a nail gun

Blow dry my hair while I take a nap in the bath

I stuck my tongue to a frozen pole..and it hecka sucked ass

Anything you can do, I can do dumber

I can do anything dumber than you

No, you can't

Yeah, I can

No, you can't

Yeah, I can

Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, du-dumb, dumb, du-dumb

Dumb!

Forgot to put lemons in my lemon meringue pie

Dumb!

Hold my breath through a tunnel and almost died

Dumb!

Siphoned gas out of a septic tank

Dumb!

Tagged myself a selfie when I tried to rob a bank

Dumb!

Lit fireworks in my room..to hear them go pop

Dumb!

Built a fully functional humanoid robot...

Er, dude... That's not dumb at all. That's... actually kind of brilliant.

Oh, er...

Peed into a bottle and gave it to a cop...

Hahahaha!

Anything you can do, I can do dumber

I can do anything dumber than you

No, you can't

Yeah, I can

No, you can't

Yeah, I can

Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man

I can eat my phone to take a pic of my heart

I can scratch my own back 'cause I cut off my arm

Gave a scary biker a free prostate exam

To impress a hitchhiker I lit my fart inside a van