Cute Furry Kittens

Cute, furry kittens

Snacking on my grass

I didn't know what they were doing there

So I took them into my house

That was a big mistake

And I'll tell you why

Never let a cat eat so much grass

Or they'll barf all over your place

Cute little kittens

Eat, eat, eat, all your grass

Cute little kittens

Walk, walk, walk, into your house

Cute little kittens

Barf, barf, barf, on your floor

Cute little kittens

Make, make, make, you clean it up

Those little kittens

Are out to get you!

You better watch out

They'll kill you in your sleep!

I then took those kittens

Took them out of my house

I put my foot up their ass

And kicked them into the sky!

Those little kittens flew

Flew right into space

That was the last I heard of them

'Cause they burned up in the sun!