Hardcore Max 2

MAX!

Max had a car that's really sweet

Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks

Not just that but it chafs his neck

And he thinks it's stupid as heck

Max! Max! Max!

Max has got a car!

Yeah, a car!

A two door freakin' car!

It's fast! It's fast!

It's really freakin' fast!

And, it is, really badass!

Max doesn't stop at stop signs

Cause they're retarded

What is that smell I'm smelling?

He just farted

Never signals while changing lanes

Drives with no hands cause he's insane

And if you think that is absurd

He'll turn to you and flip a bird

Max! Max! Max!

Max has got a car!

Yeah, a car!

A two door freakin' car!

It has, gold rims!

They are really sick!

Yeah, like Max!

Max is really sick!

He talks on his cell phone

He doesn't use a bluetooth

And if you dent his car

He'll hit your face like Babe Ruth

Uses the most expensive gas

His driving skills are unsurpassed

Does doughnuts every chance he gets

He's even cooler than Pete Wentz

Max! Max! Max!

Max has got a car!

Yeah, a car!

A two door freakin' car!

He will, get his, license in six months

But now, he has, a provisional license

Wait!

He only has his provisional driver's license?

But that means he needs a parent riding in the car at

all times!

What!?

His mom's been in the back seat the whole time?

So she's condoning these illegal activities!?

Shame on you, Max's mom!

Shame!

Max!

Look out! A cliff!

Right in front of you!

Yeah! A cliff!

A big ass freakin' cliff!

Crap! You are, flying off a cliff!

I hope, you are, wearing your seatbelt!

Oh and he's not wearing his seatbelt

I guess he didn't like how it felt

Now he's broken his manly legs

Max, hope you won't repeat the same mistakes

MAX!