Most Epic Vacation Ever (Cannon Penis)

Feet in the sand

Sunglasses on my face

Hat on my head

I'm in Surf City

I'm in Surf City

Watch me play my miniture golf, get it in the hole

Panther's biting my hand, it hurts

Tiki man humpin' just for fun

Feeding dolphins out of my hand cause I can

CANNON PENIS

This tiki man's biting off my head

SKEE BALL IS FUN

Even though I'm really bad at it

I am on a pirate ship

I'm going to kill you

I'm in front of the ocean

Now I'm in the ocean

Oh my god, this pizza's amazing!

Surfboards!

Why do suck so much at skee ball?!

Ice cream!

Vacation over!