Sex Turban

I bought this turban at a garage sale,

and ever since then I've been an alpha male

There's just something ladies love

about a big, sexy turban

Someone better hose me down

'Cause I'm so hot, I'm burnin'

Sex Turban,

It's a magical sexual hat

Sex Turban

I wouldn't be caught dead in that

Sex Turban

You put it on and all the ladies wanna sex ya

Sex Turban

Alright, fine. Do you have an extra?

Not everybody knows

just how I get my hoes

Whoa! Sexist!

Not everybody knows

how to respectfully pursue a woman

That's better.

If you wanna get a lady in your bed

put a sex turban on your head

Sex Turban,

It's a turban made of sex

Sex Turban

My ancestors were oppressed!

Sex Turban

No girl has ever touched me there

Sex Turban

Oh, Ian, can I taste your hair?

At first I didn't think

the turban magic was real

and now I'm covered in ladies

trying to cop a feel

It was cool at first

but now I'm feeling harassed

so now I'm gonna take it off

so they stop groping my ass!

Sex Turban,

It's a sex hat made of cloth

Sex Turban

You can never take it off!

Wait! What?

Death Turban

If you take it off you'll die

Dude, what the fuck?

Death Turban

Just keep it on, don't ask why