Ultimate Douchebag Medley

As long as I'm wealthy,

I'll never be starving,

Never be homeless,

Never be broke.

As long as I'm wealthy,

My toilet is platinum,

My toothbrush is rhino horn,

Wipe my ass with gold.

As long as I'm wealth wealth wealth wealthy, wealthy,

Wealth wealth wealth wealth wealthy, wealthy.

One time

Cops came into my house

And found a bunch of weed;

Then I made my black friend

Take the blame for me.

One time

One time

One one time

One one tie tie time!

I got a bunch of tattoos (Ay) got tattoos

If you read them,

You can get clues. (You can get clues)

To what I had for lunch

Shit dawg I got a bunch.

On my neck,

On my back,

On my chest,

On my abs,

A bunch of tattoos.

Uh, uh,

You love me.

Haha.

I like to pee in buckets

And throw eggs at my neighbors.

Make kissy faces at the camera,

Spit on my fans and haters.

I love Selena Gomez

But I love Brazilian prostitutes more.

Swaggy!

I like to pee in buckets!

Ain't no other words rhyme with more.

I like to pee in buckets!

Ain't no other words rhyme with more.

Uh, uh,

You love me.

Eh.

I totally wish I was black

So people may say it and whack.

Totally wish, to-to-totally wish

And ohh

I want to run all over the paparazzi.

And ohh

Splatter them over the hood

Of my two million dollar Bugatti.

And I was like

Baby, baby, baby no.

Like baby, baby, baby ohh.

Like!

Swag my

Swag my

Sag my pants past my dick

Oh yeah.

Past my dick.

Looks like I pooed in it.

Oh yeah.

Pooed in it.

Sag my pants past my dick

Oh yeah.

Past my dick.

Looks like I pooed in it.

Oh yeah.

Pooed in it.