Lazy

Most of the day I just lay around on the rug

Leaving a trail of drool like the ass on a slug

Each task is enough to make me hate the next

I can barely whack off let alone have sex

My breakfast, microwave popcorn and porn

My underwear's worn and stained and torn

Never give my seat up man

I don't care about your baby lady I'm too lazy to stand

Constantly not really doing shit

My jobs hunting me id rather do stupid shit

Don't step foot in the rain

Back pain for a little change

Its a strange concept to explain

To a guy like me, a sloth by far

Legally change my name to Snak the tar

Too lazy to walk the block up to your yard

Too lazy to touch my fucking cock when it's hard

Too lazy to write rhymes or even a hook

Too lazy to talk so I'mma sit silent with my hand on my cock

Too lazy to wipe my ass after a crap

Just sit down get high and let time fly

Yo young Snak never was a happy camper

Smelling like them filthy panties in your fucking hamper

When I was 15 I still wore a pamper

Now I'm 26 I'm taking shits on a sampler

I got chubby tits from McDicks and potato chips

I'm too lazy to exfoliate my zits

I'm pretty bad with miniscule tasks

Like brushing my chaps and cleaning the crack of my ass

Don't hold no doors to impress those whores

Pubes grow thick don't use pit stick

No nutritional intake got me fat and sick

Honey in the bubble bath

Big sipping the syrup

Hella mistakes I'm a real bad smeller

To lazy to rap to beats or even a Capella

Too lazy to write rhymes or even a hook

Too lazy to talk so I'mma sit silent with my hand on my cock

Too lazy to wipe my ass after a crap

Just sit down get high and let time fly