I'll Kill Her

So of course you were supposed to call me tonight

You were supposed to call me tonight

We would have gone to the cinema

And after that to the restaurant

The one you like in your street

We would have slept together

Have a nice breakfast together

And then a walk in the park together

How beautiful is that?

You would have said I love you

In the cutest place on earth

where some butterflies are dancing with the fairies

I would have waited like a week or two

But you never tried to reach me

No, you never called me back

You were dating the bleach blond girl

If I find her I swear, I swear

I'll kill her

I'll kill her

She stole my future

She broke my dream

I'll kill her

I'll kill her

She stole my future

When she took you away

I would have met your friends

We would have had a drink or two

They would have liked me

'Cause sometimes I'm funny

I would have met your dad

I would have met your mom

She would have said

Please can you make some beautiful babies?

So we would have had a boy called Tom

And a girl called Susan born in Japan

I said it was a love story

But you don't wanna get involved

I said it was a love story

But you're not ready for that

Me neither

I'll kill her

She stole my future

She broke my dream

I'll kill her

I'll kill her

She stole my future

When she took you away

She's a bitch, you know

All she's got is blondness

Not even tenderness

Yeah, she's clever-less

She'll dumped your ass for a model called Brandon

He will pay for beautiful surgery 'cause he's full of money

I would have waited like a week or two

But you never tried to reach me

No, you never called me back

You were dating the bleach blond girl

And if I find her I swear

You know I swear

I'll kill her

I'll kill her

She stole my future

She broke my dream

I'll kill her

I'll kill her

She stole my future

When she took you away

I'll kill her

I'll kill her

She stole my future

She broke my dream

I'll kill her

I'll kill her

She stole my future

When she took you away

Man, I told you

You know if I find her

I- really- I- I mean

I'll kill her for real

'Cause that's for sure

You have to know

I mean, eh, you know I can do it

Man, I'll kill her