Lyrics South Park Mexican

South Park Mexican

Strapped & Deadly

I'm in da Hill W- double O - D Texas

Got three benzes, and quick reflexes

I'm a eat me breakfast, with the Mexicans

Break dance in my cell and do some head spins

Don't forget kids, if you test us

You will drop like fall semesters

Watch the texans, beat the redskins

On the news that don't look like me, bad sketches

Let's watch Death Wish, it gots a good message

I use to sell muthafuckin O's and X's

In seconds, I kill em the gentless

Been slangin since carpenters use ?

SKS's, leave em chestless

Inside connects to get they addresses

Request this, put on the hell bound guest list

I be takin muthafuckas out like dentures

Niggas in my click be strapped & deadly

Bust 'til they shit get jammed or empty

Ride coca cola and a can of pepsi

You other muthafuckas just can't impress me

(2x)

Have you ever been chased by bacon, or faced with makin

A decision that could cost you a fate with satan

Do you even understand the things I'm sayin

Listen close homeboy, the game ain't playin

It's the evil twin nigga you don't see me dance

Other rappers changin like they just shittin they pants

Still puttin work in, I'm destined for trial

Wasted money on a grill nigga I don't smile

Southeast home of the illest for reala

My hood like the michael jackson video thrilla

Lookin like they climbed out a grave or casket

Momma don't know the deal, to afraid to ask it

She bought special soap for the bloodiest stains

But mom check the label if it does it for brains

At times I just wanna put a gun to my temple

We had insurance for the dental, but none for the mental

Niggas in my click be strapped & deadly

Bust 'til they shit get jammed or empty

Ride coca cola and a can of pepsi

You other muthafuckas just can't impress me

(2x)

First watch yo mouth, second quota enda

Third I'm a real gangsta I ain't no pretenda

Don't get my hosts's mixed up with yo suspendas

I got a shot like McGrady at Toyota Center

Cops quit interrogatin, look I don't rememba

You won't see my homies snitch, they my cold defendas

I'm still stuck around like a broken blenda

Cause my block stay hot, even though it's winta

Ay don't pretend to be my patna dawg, if you want me to drop and fall

Then bring it on, cause I'll win all yo ?

And all of ya'll was walkin talkin bout me like ya'll all the boss

And thinkin like I'm crawlin off, I promise yall a holocaust

Don't hide the coast, I ain't yo bro, you actin like you know me though

And rap is what you know me fo, the fact is I don't only flow

Slow yo roll, peep the game, keep the piece, and keep yo brain

I'm strapped & deadly 7 days up out the week, now Carolyn sing

Niggas in my click be strapped & deadly

Bust 'til they shit get jammed or empty

Ride coca cola and a can of pepsi

You other muthafuckas just can't impress me

(2x)

Can't impress me