Bad Chinese

Please please please

No more bad chinese

It was not a good idea

To have a lunch with Andy

And dear Andy

Ended up like me

Our faces turned green

We meet at the lavatory

To have a lunch with Andy

To have a lunch with me

Me me me…

meat

Mark, Sean and Steve

I guess you wouldn't believe

They all had the same idea

And this is how they ended

So please, please please

I'm beggin' on my knees

Who once had that bad chinese

Will surely understand me