Ms. Park Avenue

Open up the door and hold it

She comes swaying through

You don't know it but you're barely alive

And left in the clouds of Chanel #5

Ms. Park Avenue

How's about some for me too

Ms. Park Avenue

She slinks like a minx

Her design's so divine

She's got lots of class, lots of cash

A long limousine with a nice big stash

The girl is gorgeous and glamorous

Bored and more than a little amorous

Ms. Park Avenue

Girl, how do you do?

Ms. Park Avenue

She looks so sweet

Good enough to eat

Drive downtown to Tiffany's

See what's new

The girl's got shopping to do

She is for real

Not just lights and makeup

She's living a dream

And she never has to wake up

Ms. Park Avenue

How's about some for me too

Ms. Park Avenue

She slinks like a minx

Her design's so divine