Brak's School Daze Trust A Monkey

One time I hired a monkey

To take notes for me in class

I would just sit there

With my mind a complete blank

While the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper

At the end of the week, the teacher said,

"Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."

So I wrote a paper that said,

"Hello, my name is Bingo.

I like to climb on things.

Can I have a banana?

Eek-Eek!"

I got an F

When I told my mom about it,

She said, "I told you, never

Trus a monkey!"

The end