Crazy Lovesick Fool

Say that I'm a silly so and so

So and so...

Tell me I'm not clever, cute or cool

Cool...

Tromp on my big toe

Darling, I still love you so

I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool

I know that I embarass you sometimes

All the times...

Like when I threw your mom into the pool

Mom...

I yell a lot

And you can't understand a word I say

But, hey, I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool

I remember the night we met

It was in a laundromat

You came into to wash your feet

She was eating a pile of meat

And that as they say was that

Oh...

At the moment

I am indisposed

Indisposed...

But when and if someday

I get set free

Free...take me

We'll find a little cottage

With a swingset and a slide

And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be

And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be

Somebody...please kill me