Don't Send In The Clowns

Look out.

My mother said to me one day

"My little tator-tot,

We're going to the circus

Whether you like it or not."

I told her she could take a hike

She kicked me in the rear

I said alright

I'll go

But let me just make one thing clear

Don't send in the clowns

Don't send in the clowns

Don't send in the clowns

The always bring me down

Hey

So my mother dragged me to the circus on that day

She bought me cotton candy

Which I quickly threw away

There were jugglers,

Acrobats,

A monkey in a dress

The elephant made quite a stink

It was okay, I guess

But then came the clowns

No, not the clowns

Don't in the send in those clowns

Anything but them

Don't send in the clowns

Ohh...why did it have to be clowns?

I ran home from the circus

And I never went again

Fooey!