Ordinary Guy

Wake up in the morning

And tickly-doo

Take a hot shower

Watch the news

Then eggs over easy

On the greasy side

Oh, yeah...

I'm just an ordinary guy

I'm an ordinary guy

Except I can fly

And sometimes I am invisible

All day long, I'm just rightin' wrongs

And makin' evil villains miserable

Oy! You can say that again

I love makin' evil villains miserable

Of all the cartoon shows in all the universe

I get stuck on this one

Work day's over and

I got me a date with a big fat piece of pie

I sit around thinking what a good boy am I

But, hey, I'm just an ordinary guy

Just an average superhero kinda guy

I'm just an extraordinary guy

Oh...yeah