Charlie M.

I can see Manson holdin' me to ransom

Gun to my feet now he wants to see me dancin'

I can see Mickey Mouse sitting on a Shrink's couch

Tryin' to cure his hang-up 'bout screwin' little Minnie Mouse

I can see Madonna starin' at a shotgun

Now she doesn't feel so sexy now she wants to be a nun

I can see George Best tryin' to give the drink a rest

Now he's down the station failin' a blood test

Love's always better than your nine to five's and your G.C.S.E's

Love's always better than your HIV or your universities

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

There goes Elvis lookin' for his pelvis

Colonel Tom has dug it up and put it in for service

Over the hill comes Huckleberry Hound

Looking full of rabies and he's heading into town

There goes Kennedy lookin' for a remedy

Someone blew his head off and now he's in a cemetery

Mister Blonde said to Mister Blue who's the cop

He said, "I haven't got a clue"

Love's always better than your nine to five's and your G.C.S.E's

Love's always better than your HIV or your universities

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Love's always better than your nine to five's and your G.C.S.E's

Love's always better than your HIV or your universities

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Love's always better than your nine to five's and your G.C.S.E's

Love's always better than your HIV or your universities

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah