Diary Of A Wimp

(on Monday)

You thought you looked so cool in that wonder bra

Oh, i hate that new man in your life

(on Tuesday)

Found out he's a car mechanic

And i know for a fact that he screws around

(on Wednesday)

Sent you a hundred letters in one day

I bet your friends had a good laugh at them

(on Thursday)

Stood there before you all puppy-eyed

Its my curse for falling in love

Believe me, believe me

You gotta believe me

Coz i'm cryin' like a wimp over you

Oh, i'm cryin' like a wimp

Cryin' like a wimp over you

(on Friday)

Followed you back to his den of sin

Should be me in there, not him

(on Saturday)

He took you to see Four Weddings And A Funeral

If you marry him, then he's dug his own grave

Believe me, believe me

You gotta believe me

Coz i'm cryin' like a wimp over you

Oh, i'm cryin' like a wimp

Cryin' like a wimp over you

(on Sunday)

Went to church for the first time today

I'm an athiest who needsd to pray

(on Monday)

And Lord if you don't want me to kill a man

Give back my angel to me

Believe me, believe me

You gotta believe me

Coz i'm cryin' like a wimp over you

Oh, i'm cryin' like a wimp

Cryin' like a wimp over you