Achoo

Who knows what the winds gonna bring when the invalids sing

"La la's" with a powerful sting that'll stop any opera or any Bing

Sing, spread the news across the land

All winners will be also-rans

Achoo - one size fits everyone

Achoo - one breath, the deed has been done

Grey hair and a dash and a flair give your doctor an air

I'm hurt, but the choice that you made is an obvious one

for a girl who needs care

I do hope that he makes you well

Say, is there any cure for Hell,

Achoo - one size fits everyone

Achoo - one breath, the deed has been done

Sing, Ile de France and everywhere

You can't ignore that sort of air

Achoo - one size fits everyone

Achoo - one breath, the deed has been done

So, open wide, open wide and say, open wide and say goodbye, you'll be OK

Achoo - he's gonna whisk you away

Achoo - he's gonna make you OK

[repeat x4]