Don't Shoot Me

I am a rhino

Plodding the jungle

Dinner time's here and

"Baby I'm home"

Me and my baby

We are so happy

Then I smell vinyl

"Darling, let's run!"

Don't shoot me

Don't shoot me down

Don't shoot me

Don't shoot me down

I am a hippo

Sloshing through mud

And work is now over

"Baby, I'm home"

Isn't she lovely

Makes me feel comfy

Then I smell Jeeps and

"Darling, let's run!"

Don't shoot me

Don't shoot me down

Don't shoot me

Don't shoot me down

Don't shoot me

Don't shoot me down

Don't shoot me

Don't shoot me down, down

Down, down, down, down

Down, down, down, down

I'm a poor slob

From Reno, Nevada

I am a hunter

Of rhinos and hippos

Then I come home from

Months in the bush

I'm tired, I'm weary

"Darling, I'm home"

"Darling, darling, what's wrong?"

"Darling, darling, what's wrong?"

"Darling, darling, who's he?"

Don't shoot me

Don't shoot me down, down

Don't shoot me

Don't shoot me down, down, down

Nice shooting

Nice shooting, dear, dear, dear, dear

Nice shooting

Nice shooting, dear