Girls on the Brain

I searched the whole encyclopedia from A to Z

And had no luck, no luck

It listed beriberi, menopause, and even halitosis

No luck, no luck

And then I asked my brother who is kinda thick

Tell me what I got, I'm feeling really sick

Brother keep away from me

You got girls on the brain

It's really rough when you got

You got girls on the brain

Everytime I go to church

I just can't think about the Lord at all

(Girls on the brain) At all

(Girls on the brain) At all

Everytime I go to work

It seems I'm always walking into walls

(Girls on the brain) Them old walls

(Girls on the brain) Oh no

It's getting worse and worse

And then you pat me on the back

In fifty years you may outgrow it

Just like that

But until then I got

I got girls on the brain

Girls on the brain

Girls on the brain

Boy I'm in pain

They drive me insane

It's really rough when you got

You got girls on the brain

(God knows it's rough)

I'll give this hundred dollar bill

To anybody who can help at all

Don't everybody shout at once

It seems there's nothing can be done at all

It's getting worse and worse but lately

I can live with it

I'm starting to enjoy it

Just a little bit

Like it or not I got

I got girls on the brain

Like it or not I got

I got girls on the brain