Happy Hunting Ground

Happy hunting ground, happy hunting ground

They don't talk or act like you do

Happy hunting ground, happy hunting ground

No they sure don't look like you

Who, what, when, where and why everyday

Identify every disease

I drew a blank in my language

And latin and Spanish and Greek

Thrown out, thrown out, so happy at first

I danced 'til I wore out my shoes

Now I'm in trouble, I know it

Please let me back into school

Back in the happy hunting ground

Where all around are fair, fair game

I need the happy hunting ground

'Cause all around it's not the same

How to say it, and not to offend

Well, you're still inside it's OK

As soon as a girl leaves the refuge

Out go the reason they're great

Hips are spreading, and never a smile

They always demand that they drive

Well, I've got to get back inside there

Back where at least they're alive

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Happy hunting ground, happy hunting ground

They can sort of dance like you do

Happy hunting ground, happy hunting ground

But they just can't last like you

Some are coming to learn how to read

Others to learn how to write

But I want a better selection

It's larger but poorer outside

It's fair, fair game inside [etc.]

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It's fair fair game inside [etc.]

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