How to Get Your Ass Kicked

Look askance

Just a glance

Just enough

To incite the wrath

Of her confidante

Strong though gaunt

And that's how to get your ass kicked

How to get your ass kicked

Never learn

To discern

Areas

Where you don't belong

So you venture out

Head in clouds

And that's how to get your ass kicked

How to get your ass kicked

I know, I know, I know, I know

Driving home,

Bikes in chrome

Cut you off

And you flip them off

And they take their turns

Many turns

And that's how to get your ass kicked

How to get your kicked

I know, I know, I know, I know

In the end

Then is when

You will pray

But you won't be answered

And then you'll go

End of show

And that's how to get your ass kicked

How to get your ass kicked

Oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well