I Married a Martian

Well, I married a Martian, and boy, am I sorry

Well, she came down from the sky

She couldn't stand the attitude there

She took human form, not bad she seemed different

She had a European flair and I said, "Where you from?"

And she said, she said, "I'm from Mars"

I married a Martian her loving is different

Viva la difference every, every night

I married a Martian I took her to Vegas

I dressed her in ermine she had the time of her life

Though she called me Mister Right

I could sense something was wrong

She was hardly home at all

She'd keep telling me she was doing studies of Earth

She had tendencies to flirt and it really did hurt me

I married a Martian, boy, am I sorry

I don't recommend it to anyone in their right mind

I married a Martian, I think I see changes

I know I see changes she doesn't look like our kind

Her arms, her legs, were growing and growing

Her form, once thin, was changing, was changing

I can't describe the changes, so gruesome

She looked, she seemed so Martian

I married a Martian, I'm going to Vegas

It isn't for pleasure, I'm getting a quickie divorce

I married a Martian, boy, am I sorry

I don't recommend it to anyone in their right mind

I married a Martian who was I kidding

She only had loved me 'cause I was the first guy she saw

I married a Martian and now it is over

Go back to your cronies back to your own form of life

I married a Martian they're good in the movies

Dramatic potential but they're not so hot in real life