Ladies

ladies, ladies

on the sofa next to me are dinah shore and sara lee

ladies, ladies

in the backyard climbing trees are princess grace and margaret mead

ladies, ladies

then you pull in the driveway

you've been out shopping

i've got to hide them,

hide, all you ladies

they nod and smile

they're disappearing

they're fading out now

and welcome home my only lady, my only lady

ladies, ladies

jackie's in the powder room

and lois lane will be here soon

ladies, ladies

eva braun is cracking jokes

while joan of arc just sits and smokes

ladies, ladies

then i call up some buddies

hey, come on over

there's ladies present

"we'll be right over"

the ladies hear me

they're disappearing

they're fading out now

my friends say "where are all the ladies, ladies"

ladies, ladies

in my kitchen baking cake is betty crocker

ladies, ladies

dolly parton's in my pool, and aunt jemima's acting cool

ladies, ladies

they're really great in person

they get me going

but i'm not pushy

don't want to blow it

'cause if i blow it

they start a-fading

come back my ladies

where would i be without my ladies