King of the Northern

Hey! Yeah!

Now now now I'll take you there

Yeah I'm really something now everyone's licking my arse

'Coz I've got hot shit in my pants

Play my guitar like a man

Over and over again

Yeah! Come on I want you to stare

Give me attention I need it to keep me alive

Jump off the stage take a dive

I'm just a kid with his toys

Boys will be boys will be boys

Hey! Yeah! Hope I'm not losing my hair

King of the northern my puppies are lining up fast

Licking the sweat off my arse

You know I don't like to dance

'Coz there's hot shit in my pants