Bitch School

You been bad,

Don't do what I say

You don't listen,

And you never obey

Try to teach you,

But you just won't be good

You won't behave the way

A big girl should.

It's time to give the whip a crack,

I'm gonna have to send you back to

Bitch School.

Bitch School.

You're a beauty,

You're the best of your breed

You're a handful,

And I know what you need

You need training,

Gonna bring you to heel

I'm gonna break you with my will of steel

Discipline's my middle name

And no one comes back the same from

Bitch School

Bitch School

No more sniffing strangers, or running free at night

You think my bark's bad, honey

wait till you feel my bite,

wait 'til you feel my bite.

You got problems

You whine and you beg

When I'm busy,

You wanna dance with my leg

I'm gonna chain you,

Make you sleep out of doors

You're so fetching when you're down on all fours

And when you hear your master,

You will come a little faster, thanks to

Bitch School.