Warmer than hell

The devil went to Devon

Felt like the fourth degree

He said, is it hot in here

Or is it only me?

Satan sat in Surrey

Sweating like a pig

He said, is this just a fluke

Or is it something big?

Warmer than hell

Warmer than hell

Warmer than hell

Beelzebub's in Brighton

The last time there he froze

Now he says the sand is far too hot

For his poor cloven toes

Prince of darkness went to Plymouth

Summer all year long

Said, is this global warming

Or just some stupid song?

Warmer than hell

Warmer than hell

Warmer than hell

When the tarmac bubbles over

And there's sulfur in the air

When the molten gates fly open

You'll wish that you had a friend down there

Sir Lucifer left London

In his chariot of flame

What say I take the credit, then

And you shall take the blame

Warmer than hell

Warmer than hell

Warmer than hell

Warmer than hell

Warmer than hell