Our Ambassador

(Kelly/Mann)

Our super-hero in a maple-leaf cape

Was locked in the trunk of a car

And he escaped

He's a Moosehead muppet on

An ex-pat kick

Got a valid passport and he's proud of it

Prairie boy-wonder why are you

Spittin' corn

In the Yankee's eye?

Aways-away and gone awry

On a Wichita Monday night

And I do abhor

Our Ambassador

You can't ignore

Him

Our emissary's cause for concern

And a good old-fashioned lynching is all he's earned

For his country, his flag, his love of the land

He drank half of Kansas for the band

Prairie boy-wonder why

Are you the laughing-stock in the

Yankee's eye?

Aways-away and gone awry

On a Wichita Monday night