Gramophone Man

Woke up last Friday morning

Went and saw Mr. Gramophone man

And the many magic presents

That he keeps inside his head and his hands

Gram man, gram man, gram man, gram man

Gramophone eyes that tell you to sing

And gramophone mind that wants what you bring

You find out too soon

As you notice his ring

And watch the time the world is waitng

Give a jump for Mr. Gramophone man

Jack and Jill falling down off the hill

Singing songs for Mr. Gramophone man

Going home last Friday evening

We'd sung a song for Mr. Gramophone man

Seen the many empty presents

That he keeps inside his head and his hands

Gram man, gram man, gram man, gram man

Gramophone eyes that tell you to sing

And gramophone mind that wants what you bring

You find out too soon

As you notice his ring