Creature Comforts

Another day, another view

Go door to door, that's what I do

Through my hotel window I see

My prospective customers flee

They go inside, and think they're safe

Then I arrive, but not too late

Children stare and chortle with glee

Grown-ups glare they walk over to me

Won't you buy the things I'm selling

All the latest creature comforts

I believe in homeland product

Makes you sell your living

I guess you got the gift of gab

When I'm around I do the glare

Salesmen need a you unique

To stir this great exotic-mising

You buy in hush we'll do it straight

You la-de-da - It's up to you!

Not a speech but the sales pitch

Brings those boys to fever pitch

Won't you buy the things I'm selling

All the latest creature comforts

I believe in homeland product

Makes you sell your living

Won't you buy the things I'm selling

All the latest creature comforts

I believe in homeland product

Makes you sell your living

Makes you sell your living

Makes you sell your living