Miss Haps

Signs her name Miss Haps

Find her in a flat

Don't be courteous

You'll be courting disaster-er-er-er-er

Strange girl, something's amiss

Haphazard with a twist

I'm non-plussed

You're planet-struck [?]

You're a walking faux-pas

My Miss Haps

You can't do that

Miss Haps

Please shut your trap

Watch her walking the street

Mayhem, may I repeat

Slamming doors and broken jaws

Well, I think perhaps she's hapless

Open Pandora's Box

She's cursed and gone to the dogs

Oh, oh, my misfortune, my miscarriage

I love you only

My Miss Haps

You can't do that

Miss Haps

Please shut your trap

Miss Haps

You can't do that

Miss Haps

Please shut your trap

Ooh!

Sink or swim on her, I do

We're both in the same boat

Fish out of water, lambs to the slaughter

It's open warfare on us

We who start from scratch

That's me and my mismatch

Oh, oh, my misfortune, my miscarriage

I love you only

My Miss Haps

You can't do that

Miss Haps

Please shut your trap

Miss Haps

You can't do that

Miss Haps

Please shut your trap

Now!

My misfortune, my miscarriage

I love you only

My Miss Haps

You can't do that

Miss Haps

Please shut your trap

Miss Haps

You can't do that

Miss Haps

Please shut your trap

Ooh!

Yeah!