I Could See the Dude

I could see your words hang in the air

But they did not spell out what I thought that I heard

I could see the dude in your next room by himself

So I took one look around walked back out

Now the snot has caked into my pants

It's a good bet that it will soon turn to crystal form

So take it off and take it off again

As the crackers watch you take it off again