The Two Sides of Monsieur Valentine

Every morning I've got a new chance

I want to land the part of Eddie in The Stranger Dance

'Cause he gets to sword fight the duke

He kidnaps the queen

And you think the score's set but you can't truly see

Til you know the two sides of Monsieur Valentine

Til you know the two sides of Monsieur Valentine

Every morning I pull on them pants

Mmm but I don't get out so much since I acquired St. Vitus dance

I turn the news on a while

I practice my scene

You think things are straight but they're not what they seem

Til you know the two sides of Monsieur Valentine

In his coat and his boots and his blackheart machine

No, no one knows the two sides of Monsieur Valentine

Every morning I've got a new chance

I want to play the part of Eddie in The Stranger Dance

He makes love to the duke

He sword fights the queen

He steals the whole show in his last dying scene

No one sees the two sides of Monsieur Valentine

No, no one sees the two sides of Monsieur Valentine

No one sees the two sides of Monsieur Valentine

Mmm hmmm mmm hmm hmm hmm