Jimmy!

It was a regular day in junior high for Chris

Same "Hey faggot!" same "Watch out bitch!"

Same older kids who treated him like shit

just because he liked computers and talked with a lisp (Hey Chrisss!)

They embarrassed him in all ways, Lunch room, Gym class, Bathroom, Hallways, All day

Sometimes it made him wanna die

The fullest of the bullies was this one guy named Jimmy!

A trouble makin' popular kid, who humiliated Chris every chance he could get

And this year Chris skipped ahead two years in math

To ones delight and ones fright, they're in the same class

Chris went to piss with the bathroom pass, Jimmy took his inhaler out of his bookbag

Later in gym he had an asthma attack, when he saw him in the ambulance Jimmy just laughed

It escalated like stairs that move, until Jimmy decieded he was too cool for school

Years later he was doin' coke off the floor again, when Chris graduated as the Valedictorian

He was yawnin' as he came around the corner

mumbled talkin', lookin' like a speed walker sorta

Bags under his eyes, days since he slept

Sweat on his brow made his face all wet

His wild eyes fixed on CVS

As he pulled his bandanna up off of his neck

Adjusted something in his over sized shortst, fiddled with it as he walked up to the door of the store

It was Jimmy!

Came here to rob this shit, he had done it a few times and safely split

His arm swung pale, you could see his arteries, vile as he's walkin' down the aisle toward the pharmacist

He surveyed the scene, only one dude in line as far as he could see

So, He grabbed that pistol by the handle part of it

And demanded oxycontin as he pointed at the pharmacist

Who quickly obliged, handed over evey pill they had on the other side

Pocket full of oxys as he went to bail, but the next thing he remembered was wakin up in jail

(The fuck just happened?)

Our homie Chris had a flight that night to Japan

After one interview they said he was their man

He'd be rich within the year, so say "konichiwa" to the head systems engineer

But he's still an asthmatic, so hes at the pharmacy stocking up for his travels

Waitin' in line, he's the only one, and then he sees some dude with a gun

Its fuckin' Jimmy!

That same bully from school, who called him a fag and kicked him in the jewels, what a fool

Retribution will be great, cause Chris was in shape, drinkin' protein shakes

Even in the gym through college, while Jimmy graduated under oxycotin

So when Jimmy turned around and started walkin'

Chris took a decisive step towards him there was nothing that could stop him

He scissor-kicked him in the side of the noggin

On some MMA shit, he instantly dropped him

Minutes later the in came the cops, and Chris smirked as the clerk got the blood all mopped