Swagless

I'm in the place, y'all, trippin on things

I just walked in spillin my drink,

I play ball but I never scored a basket

You already know, you ain’t gotta ask it

Swagless, you know I’m (swagless)

Ugly, clumsy, trust me

Sandusky wouldn’t fuck me

You know who’s swagless

To get my shit together I would have to eat magnets

(Swagless)

So if you’re lookin call it off

I’m right here homie, swag holocaust

Eh, I’m fever than Justin Bieber

I tried to do the dougie, it was lookin like a seizure

I’m accidentally celibate, I could sign and drive a boxy Honda SUV and not be in my element

I been irrelevant, I’m still delicate, but this year I can bench 85 like Bill Belichick

Check it out, droolin out my mouth, fallin on a couch

I just dropped a coffee sloppy

And I’m retarded and I only wrote 14 bars

I met this girl named Betty

She was all about it

We started dancing, shook her booty all around it

I felt so guilty, had to call my man and tell him

I hung up and lit a candle, put on Lady Antebellum

When I in the bar I order cran and peach drink, peach drink, burn, cruisin, sleepin in the backseat

I’m so real that I freak if I see a spider

I won’t walk into a dark room without a lighter

Give me the mic and I made it my two-thug shit I chipped it

I'mma be out at a restaurant counting the bill but you know I won't pitch in

Glitchin, nonfiction books be my addiction

Picturin my nana on the couch knittin me mittens

Broke and lazy, makin me babies

Collecting food stamps to save for a mercedes

Man I’m swagless, but I smell good

Spray painting Nautical stars all over the neighborhood