Funny How It Goes

Like trying to knock down pins with marbles in my hand

She wouldn't take a "Hi" from me the average man

Funny what money can do to people

But she had a light that had sparked up her evil

Trying to chat up women who rate themselves so high

Shouldn't be my subject but I felt like I should try

Funny what drink can do for soldiers

Well she must be into men a little bit older

Funny how it goes

How money steals the show

And all her diamonds twinkle as she dances

And what's it got for me

Hung over in my tree

I saw the sun shine brightly from her

Trying to get her dancing was not an easy job

She made out like Houdini when I said: "Do you bop?"

Funny what rhythm does it kills me

Like champagne women only seem to spill me

Trying to get the picture I settled down to a drink

When up came Cinderella so what was I to think

Funny how these shoes fit a dragon

Well she's like the sharks that you get in Manhattan

Funny how it goes

How money steals the show

And all her diamonds twinkle as she dances

And what's it got for me

Hung over in my tree

I saw the sun shine brightly from her